Gordon Brown is set to meet with Susan Boyle to discuss her upcoming move to her new home. It is reported that he wants to help her with her decorating ideas.
His cousin, well known comedian, Chubby Brown will be accompanying Gordon as will Murphy Brown.
Gordon has been consulting with Steven and Chris since he heard of Susan's new purchase. Steven and Chris are trying to turn Gordon away from the whole 'tartan experience' as they said they can't see Susan living in as house that looks more like a Tin of Crawfords Shortbread, than a comfortable home.
Chubby has his own ideas of course and said, "Arl probly be takin our lass wi' me coz she's ded gud at decoratin an' stuff. Yer can see 'ow good she is coz she designs all me stage stuff that a wear."
Murphy Brown had no comment to make at this time because her script-writers are away on a 10 day cruise in the Arctic.
Susan's quite happy to have some help although she does have some of her own ideas to put into 'the pot'. Susan would like to leave RED out of the colour schemes for a start.
She wants ONLY photographs around her of her family and 'real' friends.
She has invited Gordon Ramsey to do the catering for the 'crews' whilst the work is being completed as she thinks he will be good company for Chubby and they will BOTH make her sound like a 'lady' in comparison to their potty mouths.
A source close to Susan says she is planning to have a life-size pinata of Sharon Osbourne to add a little fun to the festivities.