Well that didn't take long did it? The Red Scarf fanatics have already heard the news about Subo's new home (Mansion) and are said to be up in arms and beside themselves at the news that part of the Mansion is being used as a Sex Addict's Clinic for Fallen Sports Idols.
They are frantically tweeting each other and plan to gather and picket outside of the Mansion 24/7 ASAP.
News has just reached them, further enraging the fanatics, that Subo has hired famous home makeover artistes 'What's-his-name and Chris' to refurbish the wing attached to the Sex Addicts Clinic. It is to be a Spa for Recuperating Sex Addicts.
On hearing THIS snippet, one crazy fanatic said, quote, "Wow, this is so exciting. I am going to sneak away from the picket line when we get there, and I'm going to apply for a job at the Spa. I'm pretty poor, but it's not the money I am after. I'm a nymphomaniac and posting on the Strippers Thread at the fansite with over 50 000 members, just isn't 'doing it' for me any more. Please don't tell the others or they'll ban me forever. I may even get the chance to meet Subo face to face, but that doesn't enthrall me anymore. I JUST NEED THE SEX."
This fanatic misunderstood completely Subo's motivation to help these fallen idols and obviously does NOT have the qualifications to help them recover.
It hasn't been published, until now, that Subo has had a 'Crazies Dectector' installed in the doorframe leading to the Spa. Any crazy person entering will set off an alarm which blares out 'Wild Horses' at such a volume that it would deafen a teenage. Security Guards are ordered to take any Crazy to the Red Room and keep them in solitary confinement until the release of Subo's next album.
Subo has also ordered huge screens to be placed around the outside of the Mansion. "I will be screening 'Father Ted' re-runs 24/7 to keep the picketers amused," she giggled and wiggled.
Subo is taking bets with John Terry and Tiger Woods, still residing at the Clinic, as to how long it will take the first happy clappy picketer to grab her red scarf and placard and head for the hills of Bonnie Scotland.
It's been reported that the Clappy Twins have bought up lots of real estate in the Bonnie Hills, known to locals as 'caves' and retreat, with fellow 'clappies' to their new homes whenever in need of a place to go to when having panic attacks on Scottish soil.
