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Funny story: Archer's Pantomime in the planning stages.

Archer's Pantomime in the planning stages.

The radio documentary about farming life, The Archers, has revealed that the festive treat that is Ambridge's Pantomime is already in the planning stages. Lydia Snell told us 'We are looking at scripts and ideas already. I know it is only March, b...

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Funny story: Bill Cosby Is Santa Claus As Christmas Pantomime Season Gets Going

Bill Cosby Is Santa Claus As Christmas Pantomime Season Gets Going

Former US comedian, Bill Cosby, now incarcerated for between 3 and 10 years for rape, has been getting into the Christmas spirit behind bars, and earlier today visited fellow inmates in their cells, dressed as Santa Claus. As the pantomime season...

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Funny story: Donald Trump doesn't understand whole concept of Pantomime

Donald Trump doesn't understand whole concept of Pantomime

Donald Trump doesn't understand whole concept of Pantomime US President Donald Trump doesn't understand the whole concept of Pantomime, reveals former White House whipping boy Sean Spicer. Apparently, the practice of seeing former television st...

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Funny story: Oliver Twist returns to haunt school in North London!

Oliver Twist returns to haunt school in North London!

Charles Dickens depiction of life in Victorian orphanages, Oliver Twist, has now been turned into a 2017 reality horror show by a bunch of Scrooges who run a daily meal service in a Catholic school in North London! It seems as though little Oliver...

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Funny story: Putin - I Killed Good Fairies And Will Do It Again

Putin - I Killed Good Fairies And Will Do It Again

Fairies flying over Russian territory are being routinely treated as wicked witches and are being shot down. Vladimir Putin told our staff this morning, "I have given orders for any good fairies not transmitting good fairy international registration...

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Funny story: Abu Hamza lands Panto Role

Abu Hamza lands Panto Role

Abu Hamza was unable to be extradited to the U.S. to face terrorist charges when it emerged he had landed a starring role in the coming seasons Pantomime "Peter Pan" at Kings Theatre , Brombton. The trial Judge was overjoyed to hear that Hamza wil...

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Funny story: The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt VIII; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt VIII; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

My friend Shylock Humes and I were crouching on the lawn of the villa of Colonel Clavicord, late of the Bengal Dancers, waiting for our friends from Scotland Yard to gather their forces for the final push into the villa, where it was my fervent hope that we would at last encounter the denouement of The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose. Shylock Humes turned to me. In order to do this, he...

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Funny story: Sarkozy to appear in Skegness Panto - 'Oh yes he is!'

Sarkozy to appear in Skegness Panto - 'Oh yes he is!'

Hot, hot, hot off the press today is confirmation that French President Nicolas Sarkozy is to make a much anticipated appearance on British shores to star in panto this year. He will be appearing as head dwarf, 'Smelly' in 'Snow White and the Seven D...

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Funny story: Richard Dawkins in Pantomime Drama

Richard Dawkins in Pantomime Drama

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution fruitcake Richard Dawkins yesterday sensationally walked out from his debut performance in 'The Princess and the Rock', his latest indoctrination project aimed at brainwashing the gullible and stupid. Dawkins,...

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Funny story: Theresa May, Al Pacino, Kristen Stewart And Martin Shuttlecock Are Coming To Dorking!

Theresa May, Al Pacino, Kristen Stewart And Martin Shuttlecock Are Coming To Dorking!

As unholy an alliance as it seems, the above named will actually be appearing in Dorking for six weeks over the Christmas holiday period, in the Dorking Review Theatre's yuletide festive panto production treat, Cinderella. Directed by am-dram impr...

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Funny story: Carlos Teves to star in pantomime

Carlos Teves to star in pantomime

Embittered Manchester City star Carlos Tevez will today launch his new career on the West End stage. In a radical departure from his current role as a forward for the Manchester side, now second in the Premiership, he has agreed to play Lady Brac...

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Funny story: Arsene Wenger Lined Up For Pantomime

Arsene Wenger Lined Up For Pantomime

Arsenal Wenger will be busy over the 2011 festive period following a statement from the Emirates Stadium today. According to an announcement from the Gunners camp, the Frenchman will be appearing in pantomime at the end of the year. Arsenal chi...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Is Scared By Kristen Stewart's Transformation

Robert Pattinson Is Scared By Kristen Stewart's Transformation

Things are getting fangtastically frightening in the Twilight world, writes Netta Morphosis, Celebrity Flux Correspondent. Yes, the Twi-niverse is witnessing some cosmic creepiness going on right now, what with Bella, played by Kristen Stewart, b...

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Funny story: Glasgow Pantomime breaches Geneva Convention

Glasgow Pantomime breaches Geneva Convention

Theatre audiences in Glasgow are infamous for giving performers a hard time. Glaswegians are hard to please and when not pleased, they will let you know all about it. Glaswegians, then, are stunned that even their extremely high standards have fal...

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Funny story: Louie Spence And David Hasselhoff Panto "Pile Of Crap" Say Experts

Louie Spence And David Hasselhoff Panto "Pile Of Crap" Say Experts

Mincing TV dance "star" Louie Spence has been given a resounding thumbs-down by panto reviewers. The choreographer and 'TV personality,' who emerged from Sky's fly-on-the-wall series Pineapple Dance Studios, is appearing in Peter Pan at the Wimble...

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Funny story: Pantomime Season Begins Early

Pantomime Season Begins Early

The LibDems are in rehearsal for the opening night next Thursday of their special Pantomime season. Led by Vince Cable the key section of 'Cinderella', with Nick Clegg in the starring role, consists of a fabulous chorus of 'Yes I will!' 'No he won...

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Funny story: The Queen to be Pantomime Dame for Christmas season

The Queen to be Pantomime Dame for Christmas season

Following the royals decision to freeze their pay for a year, the Queen has taken the unusual step of ordering her brood to get on their bikes to put bread on t'table. HRH has even taken a temporary position herself with the help of Max Clifford,...

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