The first applicants for the BA in suboculture arrived today in Edinburgh. Accompanying them are 5 experienced spoof writers invited along to learn what all the fuss is about.
The group assembled in the new suboculture portakabins for indoctrination. Course leaders met the group and immediately enforced the rule of no red scarves. The applicants, though surprised, handed over their scarves.
Applicants were advised that they will quickly be tested in Scottish language and accents and geography. Their culinary skills will be stretched as they make haggis to an acceptable standard. The spoof writers will be able to ROFL at the applicant's performances. As a special treat the spoof writers will sample the haggis and give their verdict, rating from 1 for crap to 5 for edible.
Course leaders instructed the applicants to "come wi' me!". Four applicants asked, "sorry could you repeat that".
FAIL!
