Thanks to the 'bad boys of Sport', Subo is certainly raking in the dough. Having opened her new home and having opened her arms to the likes of sex-addicts John Terry, Tiger Woods, and the like, reportedly charging them one thousand pounds per night. Subo has now hired celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay, who, after being shown the location of the kitchen by Subo, immediately yelled, "Now get out of my fucking kitchen".
Subo, gave him a 'knuckle sandwich' followed by a 'Glasgow kiss' and told him, "It's my bloody kitchen ya heathen!"
After wiping away his tears, Gordon slumped towards the fridge to see what delicacies were available with which to make lunch. He cheered up when he saw that Subo had filled the fridge with all her favourites from Tesco's Frozen Food Department.
Subo has hired Dr. Phil to work with Terry and Woods. They will, naturally, have to OWN their problem before Dr. Phil can begin their therapy. He has brought along his lovely wife as a therapy 'tool'. She will attend every session with Woods and Terry, wearing nothing but a smile. This is known in the Psychology field as 'Aversion Therapy' y'all.
If the therapy works, Terry and Woods could be 'up' and around again within the month. Should the therapy fail, they'll still be 'up' and around and OUT within the month.
Lock up you daughters, especially the ugly ones!
