Porm Star Veronica Siwik-Daniels Wants Tiger Woods To Apologize To Her Face-To-Face

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 24 February 2010

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Veronica says that everytime her and Tiger did the "Wild Thing" he would give her a golf ball. She collected 47.

LOS ANGELES - American porn star Veronica Siwik-Daniels has stated that she wants Tiger Woods to publicly apologize to her for telling her in the heat of passion that he thought that she had the most beautiful eyes, nose, and pom poms that he had ever seen.

Nonny, as most of her naked co-stars call her, said that Tiger, who called her the Mammary Queen also told her that she had the most beautiful teeth, chin, and uvula of any girl that he had ever had an affair with.

Miss Siwik-Daniels says that because of Tiger giving her all of these nice, wonderful compliments she just naturally believed that he would surely divorce his wife (Elin) and marry her.

VeSiDa, as her attorney Gloriana Allblue calls her, said that she was so sure that Tiger would divorce his wife and marry her that she went ahead and quit her pornographic movie career.

Siwik-Daniels said that she had a very lucrative porn movie career which not only helped to put bread on the table, but an 18 carat belly button stud on her navel, and a 2010 Lamborghini in her garage.

Veronica, as it says on her birth certificate, pointed out that Tiger also told her that she had a beautiful looking lower lip, a gorgeous-looking navel; and the prettiest elbows of any woman he had ever bonked (poked).

The porn actress through a veil of tears, said that all she is guilty of is believing everything that Tiger said about her fabulously delicious body (her exact words).

In a related story. Socialite and do-nothing publicity hound Paris Hilton has intimated that if Tiger Woods asks her to go out for a drink and/or a dip she will say yes.

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