Bakery names Tiger Tarts

Funny story written by jansal

Tuesday, 23 February 2010

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"I feel like a TIGER when I eat one of these tarts"

Famous Bakery, Windemere, FL- The Tiger Woods saga has touched many hearts, as well as many types of industries since the onset of the scandal.

Capitalizing on the famous golfer's downfall is a small town bakery in Windymere, FL which is now producing "Tiger Tarts" with each tart having a different name. Juicy Joyce with a delicious delicate flavor of fresh raspberries is their top seller, while Succulent Suzies are not far behind in sales.

The company spokesperson, Rhonda Smart is said to be responsible for the new line of baked goods and has gained a raise in salary for her "smart" efforts.

"Tiger Tarts are available in 13 different delicious flavors. Each time I watched the TV news, I got an idea for a new name and flavor for our Tiger Tarts", beamed Ms. Smart.

The Famous Bakery's owner Theresa Thomberg, is happy her employee watches the news.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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