Written by jansal

Wednesday, 24 February 2010

image for The Many Mistresses, a Realty Show
Women are starting to arrive for interviews for a new realty show

Following the many news stories on TV and in the Tabloids, I just had a startling thought. What If:

The Many Mistresses of the Golfing Great got together and formed a realty show just sitting around in a scrumptious mansion such as the Playboy mansion.

Talking girl talk, talking Tiger Talk, would this make for interesting viewing? Each mistress would tell her own story to each of the other mistresses and they would compare notes as to how their relationship developed and what they felt were the best attributes of their time with Tiger.

Wow, I mean Wow, this would put the "Girls Next Door" show in the minor league. Sponsors would be clamoring for the rights to the show.

I am registering the name "The Many Mistresses" and want to be paid royalties should anyone come up with a realty show or a "Many Mistresses Mini Series".

Gloria Allred would be of course included to protect the rights of the Many Mistresses involved in the production.

A requirement would be, who ever proclaims to be a mistress must provide legal documentation of the affair or they would not be included in the production. Blue dress stains, not acceptable. Text messages, telephone messages, home movies, signed notes, personal gifts etc. will help you get the part.

No limitations on how long the affair lasted, from one night to weeks, months or years, in order to be included in the production of the show.

Dates for casting calls will be advertised. Be prepared with notarized documents on your first interview.

Casting Couch Inc.
Many Mistresses Corporation
Las Vegas, NV

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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