Irishman wants to know how British passports were used in Mossad Murder

Written by SPECTRUM

Thursday, 25 February 2010

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Murders now being done with passports instead of guns

Irishman Cillian Murphy known to his friends as Silly wants to know how British Passports were used in the murder in Dubai last month of a top Hamas member. Al Mahmud a founder of Hamas was found dead in his hotel room on January 20th this year.

Later Mr Murphy heard that Australian passports had also been used in the murder but he cannot figure out how you can kill someone with a passport. "I would have thought you would use a gun or a knife" said Silly "You would be more likely to die of exhaustion trying to kill someone hitting them with a passport"

Police are now telling people to protect their passports as they could be stolen and used in future murders.

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