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Funny story: New British passport to be fifty shades of blue

New British passport to be fifty shades of blue

Whitehall officials yesterday confirmed that all British passport holders currently in possession of the Burgundy European Union document will be issued with a new passport, in fifty shades of blue, once the UK has cast off the shackles of evil, sadi...

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Funny story: Top surgeon urges removal of underpants

Top surgeon urges removal of underpants

Surgeons called yesterday for a national register of underpants, with mandatory reporting of cases of rupture or slackness. This would help to identify really faulty underwear that might pose health risks to resident occupants, as well as other bus p...

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Funny story: Kevin Pietersen Facing Major Operation

Kevin Pietersen Facing Major Operation

England batsman and occasional off spinner Kevin Pietersen is to undergo a major operation at the end of the World Cup, which is currently taking place in India and Sri Lanka. Originally Pietersen was scheduled to have a hernia operation, but the...

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Funny story: Republic Of Kenya Revokes President Obama's Passport

Republic Of Kenya Revokes President Obama's Passport

Tiring of President Barack Obama's denials of being born in Kenya, the Republic of Kenya today issued a statement that it has officially revoked the passport and visa of "former" citizen, Barack Hussein Obama. With this statement, which is accom...

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Funny story: Irishman wants to know how British passports were used in Mossad Murder

Irishman wants to know how British passports were used in Mossad Murder

Irishman Cillian Murphy known to his friends as Silly wants to know how British Passports were used in the murder in Dubai last month of a top Hamas member. Al Mahmud a founder of Hamas was found dead in his hotel room on January 20th this year. L...

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Funny story: Man hanging off cliff due to surge in migrants gaining British passports

Man hanging off cliff due to surge in migrants gaining British passports

It was reported last night that a man was in critical danger when he was found hanging off the white cliffs of Dover. The man in his 50's and allegedly from North London, is said to have been literally pushed out of his town by the sheer size of...

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Funny story: Daleks vs Burkas and up in arms over Passport Office fiasco

Daleks vs Burkas and up in arms over Passport Office fiasco

A Channel Islands-based organisation, the Jersey International Honourable Association of Daleks (JIHAD) has reacted strongly to a request from the National passport Office that member Daleks remove their lids prior to having their photographs taken f...

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