Mossad chief calls UK National Bullying Helpline tips 'disappointing'

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Monday, 22 February 2010

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The National Bullying Helpline offers useful tips - this isn't one of them

London - (Woolly-Bully): The Dubai passports and assassination row escalated today with Israel's top Mossad tough guy making a formal complaint about the UK National Bullying Helpline.

"We seriously considered all their tips," he commented.

"Virtual snowboarding - er, waterboarding! - John Terry holiday video nasties, sex texts from Ashley Cole. Even 'dinner' with Peter Mandelson might have done the trick under normal circumstances.

"But national security was at stake. So it had to be the traditional knuckle sandwich and a 240 volt AC/DC tickle.

"The Helpline should add it to it's recommendations."

The comments come amid calls for the disbanding of the UK think-tank which was originally inaugurated by Margaret Thatcher to disguise her UK Fascists Party affiliations.

Gorgon Brown is mad as a hatter.

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