Gore and Climate Change Guru Pachauri Blame Global Warming on Hamas Leaders Mysterious Death in Dubai!

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Thursday, 18 February 2010

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Interior Photos of Room Where Hamas Agent was Found Dead Shown by Gore at Press Conference!

Under furious attack for their Hoax about Global Warming, Al Gore, Mr. Green,  and UN Climate Control Guru Rajendra Pachauri flew into Dubai and held a joint press conference in an attempt to regain their credibility. The pair claimed "Global Warming" for the mysterious death of Hamas Military Commander Mahmoud al-Mahouh.

While Dubai officials claim the death should be laid at the feet of Mossad Agents who infiltrated the country, up to 18 at last count, Israel continues to deny allegations they were responsible for the death of the man they hunted for 20 years.

Gore and Pachauri, their vast financial climate control empire teetering on collapse categorically denied that al-Mahouh was murdered after viewing the body in the Dubai Morgue, studying temperatures in Dubai that day, and visiting the room where al-Mahough met his end.

"The temperature was a 125 degrees Fahrenheit that day, " said Gore, " anyone could have died from dehydration on a day like that!"

Pachauri hastened to add, however, that in his estimation al-Mahouh died of
HypoThermia. "We found the air conditioning unit all the way down, forensic pictures show frost on the windows of the suite, and the victims testicles were so withdrawn they were half way up his ass. Clearly, this man froze to death in an attempt to escape the ravages of Global Warming!"

The pair took no questions but aides did confirm they were co-authoring another Romance Novel involving the seduction of the United Nations, the creation of the World's Largest Ponzi Scheme, and the day they realized they had both become Billionaires based on BULL SHIT!

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