Mossad chief: the Queen made us do it

Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 20 February 2010

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"Waiter! Send in the hit squad!"

Tel Aviv - (Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls): Israeli security chief General Meir Dagan (agent I'm a Danger) "is convinced" his orders came directly from Buckingham Palace.

The head of Mossad says only The Anointed One on the Throne of Israel ever sends in personal hit squads.

In what has been described as a classic Mossad/KGB 'suicide'
Hamas commander Mahmoud al-Mabhouh was found dead in his Dubai hotel room with two gunshot wounds to his temple.

He was 69.

The assassination has sparked outrage amid calls blaming Mossad for gratuitous mobster turf war vendettas.

All the suspected assassins' faked UK passportd point to a Buckingham Palace vermin and pest control squad "on steroids".

Israel has so far refused to comment on allegations the royal ratcatchers were involved.

But Camilla's cloven hoofprints were found in the dead victim's bathroom along with a locket of her heir.

The Duke of York is Max Mosley's son Barney.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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