Tiger Woods receives message from Betty Boop

Written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 20 February 2010

Tiger Woods may have failed to impress most people with his staged apology performance in front of only close friends and family but he has got a rather unexpected admirer.

Betty Boop has sent a message to Tiger with a very special recording of her singing I wanna be loved by you, just you, nobody else but you. I wanna be loved by you - alone - boo boo bee doo!

Betty Boop sang this song long before Marilyn Monroe did and as a cartoon character she has not aged a day and looks just as good as she did in the 1930s.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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