Tigers Wife says "I Didn't Do It"

Written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 20 February 2010

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Tiger Woods wife Elin Nordegren has finally came forward to comment on his bruises on the night of the mysterious car crash.

When she was asked about all the bruises on Tigers Face she said "I Didn't Do It" Elin went on to explain we were all Elone so he must have got the bruises from the crash.

Tiger Woods made an apology in front of a very select group of family and friends it was so staged the only thing they forgot to do was play a recording of Edith Piaf singing NO REGRETS.

Some people believe that Elin Nordegren does not believe Tigers apology nor does granny Nordegren.

Tiger was asked earlier did he make the bruises himself on his own face but he replied "I Didn't Do It"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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