Tiger Puts Faith in Bootyism

Written by victor nicholas

Saturday, 20 February 2010

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Tiger a Bootyist

An apologetic Tiger Woods faced the media yesterday claiming his philandering days are over thanks to his renewed faith in Bootyism. Appearing sincere, Tiger was interrupted several times by a few cell phone calls that he took that he said were important.

The disgraced golfer says he takes full responsibility for his actions and Elin hitting the ceiling but claims he is on the road to recovery.

Tiger says he owes a debt of gratitude to his mother for raising him as a Bootyist.

Woods had a golden statue of Booty in his dorm room at college that he often contemplated and prayed to while dreaming of becoming a successful professional golfer.

He says it was his father that opened his eyes to the pleasures of Bootyism and later his friends Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley.

Despite his recent fall from grace Tiger says he has never forgotten about Bootyism and claims it will help him on his road to recovery.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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