Florida's Theresa Rogers - The Latest Tiger Woods "Scorecard Cutey Club" Member

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Tuesday, 15 December 2009

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A recent photo of Tiger's latest "Golf Gal" Theresa Rogers. (Photo courtesy of Tiger Woods).

WELLINGTON, Florida - Foreeeee! And the ongoing "Golf Gate" soap opera continues to churn.

The latest charter member of the "Scorecard Cutey Club" is 40 something Theresa Rogers, no relation to Roy or Mister.

Rogers is unique from the other "Golf Gals" in that she is at least seven years older than "TigerMan."

When Theresa was asked if she felt like she was playing "Mrs. Robinson" to Tiger's "Ben" she simply smiled and remarked, "Whatever."

Miss Rogers has attained the services of noted golf attorney Cindy Cinnabar of Fort Walton Beach, Florida.

Cinnabar recently secured a settlement for her client Jillafina Rose Bloomingwell, ex-wife of General Broxton Leland Bloomingwell.

Mrs. Bloomingwell came out smelling like a rose, no pun intended. She received a settlement of $18 million cash. She also received the couples $2.9 million beach house, La Casa Blanca Del Sur (The Southern White House), the 70 foot yacht, and the World War II M4 Sherman Tank.

Cindy Cinnabar says that her 40ish client Theresa Rogers has the best chance of really raking in the money as she spent more time with Mr. Woods than any of the other money grabbers. Ms. Cinnabar quickly corrected herself and said that she meant to say accusers.

In other news. An unusual snowstorm has hit the Sahara Desert dumping up to three inches of snow. Local residents said that it had not snowed in the Sahara Desert in almost 720 years.

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