Kanye West's Next Rap Song Titled "Tiger Woods, The Woodman He Sho Be Tappin' Some Fancy Prime Rib Uh Huh"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 15 December 2009

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Kanye West's back up band, The Ghetto Blastin' Ghetto Blasters.

BROOKLYN - The somewhat forgotten rap artist Kanye West flew into Brooklyn from California to record his next rap single.

The song written by noted rap writers Alzavon "Chump Change" Rigoletts and Malik "Afro-Sheen" La Salle is titled, "Tiger Woods The Woodman He Sho Be Tappin' Some Fancy Prime Rib Uh Huh."

Rigoletts said that this rap song unlike most rap songs that have about 19,000 words only has about 17,500. He explained that the reason is because this song has some exceptionally long words in it such as synchronization, monoglycerides, glockenspiel, Popocatepetl, and Czechoslovakian.

La Salle said that he wrote the music and Rigoetts wrote the lyrics. La Salle pointed out that on this song he incorporated four different notes instead of the usual three. He said that he just felt that the extra note was truly warranted and it fit the golfing and poking theme perfectly.

Rigoletts was asked if Tiger had heard the song. He replied that he had. When asked what Mr. Woods had thought about it, La Salle laughed and said, "Well let's me puts it dis way. Da little brother liked da golfing part fine and all, but he did not really care too much fo da pokin' part."

The song will be released on The Bling Bling I Sing label and advance sales have already hit the 9,000 units mark.

SIDENOTE: Golfing legend Lee Trevino told Damn Sand Trap Magazine that things sure have changed in the world of golf. He noted that after Tiger finishes playing his round of golf he has a bevy of beautiful babes waiting for him. Trevino confessed that after he finished playing his round of golf he would simply go back to his motel room and play 'kissy face' with his inflatable doll."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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