America discovers new WMD in China

Funny story written by Locket

Friday, 18 September 2009

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Americans could be knocked off their feet by commie Chinamen!

The US has no defense for a weapon of mass destruction currently being developed by China and has called for a meeting of the UN security council to discuss this frightening escalation in modern warfare.

US defense secretary, Mrs. Ohgod, said. "We have evidence that the Chinese have a weapon that makes nuclear warfare a thing of the past. The Chinese have plans that would allow them at any given moment to get everyone in China to jump in the air at once, causing massive destruction on the other side of the world, where we are."

With one billion people the effects would be devastating. As the US has only three hundred million people, scientists calculate that were it to counter attack, the US would, at best, make people in China fall over.

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