Schoolchildren In Video Taught To Praise Chairman Mao...I Mean Obama

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Friday, 25 September 2009

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"You Can Take All The Tea In China"

A video showing elementary school students learning songs of praise for President Barack Obama for his "greater than great accomplishments" and efforts to "continue to be greater than all the other's combined" is generating anger from many Americans today.

"Why not place some little shoes on them and have them click their heels together at the end of one of the songs?", asked one irate housewife in Oklahoma City, who asked that her name not be revealed so she wouldn't disappear in the middle of the night.

"That's what happened to Sally Lou."

"Sally Lou ran off with the Hoover salesman!" yelled her husband from in front of the TV.

"Shut your mouth!"

"Bite me!"

"I hope your Sooners blow it again!"


In the video, the students at New Jersey's B. Eunice Younger Elementary School are shown singing about the president, in one case to the tune of "Tupelo Honey".

"Obama is as sweet as Tupelo Honey, He's an angel of the first degree......"

Meanwhile, a representative of Van Morrison told the press that the U.S. debt just went up another ten million dollars over a lawsuit.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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