London - (Armageddinouttahere): Sixty years of the Chinese People's Military Dictatortship and the starry line up looks bollox for global corruption.
In London the Serious Fraud Office is poised to nail the ass of UK weapons manufacturer BAe Systems for 30 years of criminal rampage.
"They make the Mafia look like petty amateurs," SFO lawyers commented today.
In Switzerland Roman Polanski seethes in the slammer wondering how his get-outta-jail card from ex-California Governor Ronald Reagan has suddenly turned Michael Jacksonish.
In LA Whoopi Goldberg goes into devil's advocacy psychosis freefall all over prime time coast-to-coast.
And in Hong Kong the HSBC bank throws caution to the wind with the promnise of a $5 billion UK mortgage market top-up.
"Just double her propofol hit," royal skag dealers are ordered by Buck House.
"Confuscius say All Over Bar the Doubting"