Written by Dingwall Johnson

Friday, 18 September 2009

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They call me Katie, that's not my name.

Jordan is to sue the Arabic Kingdom of Jordan over the use of her name.

The model, real name Katie Price, has begun the proceedings after trademarking her celebrity moniker.

Jordan is said to be fuming to discover a country in Western Asia capitalising on her celebrity status and is determined to force a name change.

The Kingdom of Jordan has been rocked by the legal dispute, particularly as neither King Abdullah II nor Prime Minister Nader al-Dahabi had the faintest idea who Jordan was.

Last night, Jordan announced her attention amid a media frenzy all of her own doing.

At a hastily arranged press conference in front of the world's media, she said, 'I am going to make them pay. But I do not want any publicity. Please, this is the last time I am going to speak about this.'

Another press conference is scheduled for the same time tomorrow.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Jordan




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