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Funny story: Look like Jordan burnt to a crisp under a sunbed, is it really worth it?

Look like Jordan burnt to a crisp under a sunbed, is it really worth it?

CIA HQ under a tanning bed in a wellness hotel somewhere in a posh part of London has just sent this life threatening report! Jaggedone's CIA star lifestyle reporter, Shaggy Daddy-Brownlegs, has crawled out of the gutter into a very posh wellness hotel and brown, white Caucasian x-treme tanner, Laura May McMullan, told him, whilst lying under the sun yet again, the following story. Well it a...

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Funny story: Jordan sues new baby girl for defamation of character and Ruining Her Lady Garden

Jordan sues new baby girl for defamation of character and Ruining Her Lady Garden

So soon after sharing the joyful pictures to the world of her new baby girl, it has emerged that mum of five, Katie Price aka Jordan has fallen out bitterly with her new baby girl. Reports have surfaced of a bizarre row at the hospital, when Jordan s...

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Funny story: Doctor Phil's son in, 'metal band.'

Doctor Phil's son in, 'metal band.'

Doctor Phil's son Jordan has joined a metal band with which he ridicules his father. It is apparent. 'My band Philophile's first album is about Doctor Phil in general,' says the "Doctor's" son, Jordan. 'Yea I tried growing my hair out long but th...

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Funny story: Peter Andre Admits: Part 3

Peter Andre Admits: Part 3

Peter Andre is an uncomplicated man leading a complex life. And as Back and to the Left news has discovered over our many chats he is also a man who enjoys the simple things in life. He produces thought provoking and innovative music that has ins...

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Funny story: Jordan To Marry Again, Divorce Lawyer Orders New Yacht

Jordan To Marry Again, Divorce Lawyer Orders New Yacht

Everybody's favourite media whore, Katie Price (AKA Jordan) is set to get hitched for a third time. The latest sap who has fallen for her apparent charms is Argentinian model Leandro Penna. Jordan, 32FF, who has three children by eight differen...

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Funny story: Peter Andre Admits: Part One.....

Peter Andre Admits: Part One.....

Peter Andre has got himself into trouble with child rights groups all over the world and not in a Gary Glitter way. Peter, who was arrested yesterday morning at Mozambique International Airport, had admitted to attending organized child fights all ov...

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Funny story: Abu Qatada sent to Jordan

Abu Qatada sent to Jordan

Theresa May has announced that she's sending preacher Abu Qatada back to Jordan. Qatada was deeply distressed by this and said 'No, please don't make me go. Jordan makes me dress in pink hot pants and every night she sings at me until I scream. I wou...

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Funny story: Abu Qatada to be extradited to Seer Green & Jordans

Abu Qatada to be extradited to Seer Green & Jordans

Buckinghamshire - Residents of the posh Chilterns enclave promised today not to torture the old terrist bastard ahead of Theresa May's statement in the House of Commons. Months of worry that some villagers might be tempted to follow the 'concrete...

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Funny story: 50th aniversary of breast implants and they just keep growing!

50th aniversary of breast implants and they just keep growing!

Breat implants have now been part of the female race for 50 years and there is no sign that that they are getting any smaller, in fact they increase year for year! In the beginning they were soft, foamy and very spongy; nowadays they tend to be fi...

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Funny story: Katie Price In The Running For Chelsea Job

Katie Price In The Running For Chelsea Job

Former tits out model Katie Price, AKA Jordan, has thrown her pink hat into the ring by declaring herself interested in succeeding Andre Villas-Boas as Chelsea manager. The west London club axed AVB after a dismal eight months in charge of the ail...

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Funny story: Radical cleric Abu Qatada says he will go to Jordan

Radical cleric Abu Qatada says he will go to Jordan

In a strange turnarond of affairs, the firebrand and radical Muslim cleric, Abu Qatada, has now said that he will happily be sent to Jordan by the British Government. Mr Qatada, whose name in English means "murdering bastard", was on remand in jai...

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Funny story: 17 year-old Robin Hood in Germany gives himself up!

17 year-old Robin Hood in Germany gives himself up!

An English 17 year-old boy living the life of Robin Hood in a forest near Berlin has had enough and given himself up to the local police. The boy who's real name is Ray, not Robin, decided to live the life of his childhood hero alongside his dad w...

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Funny story: Jordan paid more not to release her planned album

Jordan paid more not to release her planned album

The nation's favourite former wife of Peter Andre, Jordan is said to be in talks about her new album. The planned release, which will feature Ms Price singing the songs of Jedward, Rod, Jane and Freddy, Shania Twain, and Megadeth in a way that is...

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Funny story: Nobody is really interested in celebrity culture, says Jordan

Nobody is really interested in celebrity culture, says Jordan

Talented novelist Katie Price and her topless buoyancy aid alter ego Jordan have both admitted that their time in the sun is probably nearly over. The well respected compiler of words explained that people have more to worry about than who she's a...

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Funny story: Jordan buys space shuttle Atlantis, plans to paint it bright pink - Neighbours not happy

Jordan buys space shuttle Atlantis, plans to paint it bright pink - Neighbours not happy

Pneumatically enhanced model come author Jordan is well known for her love of all things pink ,famously respraying her fleet of flash motors including her new Bugatti bright pink. Apparently her sights are now set a lot higher ,in fact they could be...

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Funny story: Katie Price Not Back In The Headlines - Not Even In The Daily Star!

Katie Price Not Back In The Headlines - Not Even In The Daily Star!

Fans of Katie Price, the publicity hungry, pneumatic former page 3 model and reality TV star, have been expressing grave concerns recently, because their heroine hasn't been hitting the headlines recently, despite her best efforts. Many fans thoug...

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Funny story: Jordan to launch own sex-toy brand

Jordan to launch own sex-toy brand

Jordan, aka Katie Price, has already marketed her own clothing brand but the 'Sex-Goddess' (her own assessment) is to go one further by launching Jordan Sex Toys. She told this reporter, "Well, since everyone's already seen me in action on most go...

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