Jordan: I will never name my celebrity publicist

Funny story written by Roy Turse

Friday, 18 September 2009

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Renowned international horse/woman and former udder model Jordan has refused to name the celebrity who she claims publicised her some time in the past. However, she says they have 'done it before', prompting a call for her to spill the beans.

PR Monthly magazine has said that they believe it is time for the name to be made public. "For all we know, this person could be going around having unwanted public relations with other people - they must be called to account."

Jordan (real name The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan) has been seen in the company of several known publicists in recent years. Speculation is rife as to who it was that forced their unwanted attentions on to the public on her behalf.

It can only be a matter of time before further carefully managed shock revelations are made public. Unfortunately, when we enquired earlier today, Jordan was available for comment.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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