As a result of her break up from Peter André, Katie Price has been told that she must halve the rates she charges for personal recommendations, talk show appearances, writing drivel for tabloid newspapers,cheap celebrity magazines and all other Jordan spin-offs. She will also be reviewing the tacky perfume sold under her name.
Her agent, Mo Nameizbond, said that she was taking the former model into the registry office this morning to change her name by deed poll.
From today forward, she will now be known as Katie Half-Price.
Rumour has it that she will also be changing her insurance company, as her insurance documentation would otherwise appear as 'More Than Half-Price'.
