Jordan responds to Peter Andre's filmed angry outburst

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Sunday, 16 August 2009

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Jordan declares war

Jordan has responded with a furious attack on Peter Andre, following his filmed rant a couple of days ago.

At a packed press conference, attended by the world's media, Jordan said: "It is outrageous that Peter Andre feels he can criticise others on their position on the Israel-Palestine problem."

The assembled press pointed out that his comments had been aimed at the country Jordan, and not at his estranged wife. They also pointed out that they hadn't come to a press conference with Katie Price to hear about her views on Middle East politics.

Jordan nodded in agreement but then immediately sent tanks, troops and planes in to invade Peter Andre.

The world community was aghast. A UN declaration declared Jordan's actions illegal and Peter Andre was guaranteed support by the whole security council (although China abstained). President Obama said: "We cannot and will not and reef knot allow unlawful acts such as these to go unnoticed, unpunished. Jordan will be taught a lesson." He then paused and said: "When it comes to military matters, she has an impressive "front line" if you get my drift- would benefit from an O-bra-ma"

We will keep you updated on these serious "Star" wars as they develop.

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