Google Implodes: Breast Appreciation Day Causes A Billion Hits on Tits!

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Tuesday, 8 September 2009

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The Spoof Computer Room Continues to Hum Along Despite Avalanche of "tit hits"

Somewhere in Cyberspace/ Spoof Super Nova Causes Chaos - A spokesman for Google, the internet search engine,said the site was down indefinitely for repairs today after a Spoof generated rumour caused a major power outage due to unprecedented responses to a good natured story.

Hal "Boob Man" Peno, noted Spoof Writer and 'Champion of the Common Man for Common Sense' conservative blog, located in New Mexico, came up with the idea to honour America's women by announcing 'Breast Appreciation Day' slated for September 28th, and close to the end of Ramadan when prayers ended and the pursuit of the 'perfect pair' would be authorized to continue, ending the month long fast when certain religious men stopped obsessing on tits.

A recent Gallup poll now lists 'Hal the Boob Man' ahead of "Bob, The Plumber" as being the most recognized spokesman for 'the oppressed electorate'.

The grass roots inspired uprising has led to a blitz of news stories engulfing the White House as they have been forced to deal with the popularity of new cult hero Peno, and dropped their pursuit of Carbon Taxing, Universal Health Care, and Taxing Everyman.

Even new Presidential spokesman Chris Matthews had to cry for help,"I'm drowning in TITS here " he whined, trying to answer probing questions from a recently awakened media previously suffering from 'Obamamamaophobia', described as thinking Obama was both your mother and father put on the earth to guide you to the promised land.

An on line statement has been put up referring all queries on 'tits' to the Spoof.Com where site owner Mark Lowton had recently upgraded all his equipment to handle just such a situation. The upgrade was made possible by the last loan authorized by the Icelandic National Bank, shortly before it was brought down by one to many loans on boring futbol teams.

Lowton, sucking on a pickled egg, said serenely, " we may be up to our arse in reproductive body parts here, but we can always handle a few nice pair."

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