UK Oral Sex Inspector Seconded To USA

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Tuesday, 28 July 2009


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Fellatrice In Training. Pictured Yesterday. In San Francisco.

A British based inspector of oral sex practices is to be seconded to the United States in a bid to assist America in its quest to weed out substandard oral sex practices over the Atlantic.

Jerry Gobbla will depart the UK from Heathrow tomorrow morning and conduct exhaustive enquiries on behalf of the US government.

Gobbla has several meetings scheduled with such American cocksucking legends as Divine Brown, Monica Lewinsky, Jenna Jameson, Linda Lovelace, Asia Carrera and Frankie the J.

"I hope to put an end to shoddy oral sex practices in the USA by interviewing the experts in the field. Well, not actually in a field. The interviews will likely take place over lunch or dinner. In a restaurant. America only wants the best in the field of oral sex techniques, so my intention is to speak to the experts, and then dispense their wisdom to the masses." Gobbla told us.

"Why Frankie the J?" we enquired, as we'd never previously heard of her.

"Because she looks like Geraldo the day he lost his toupee,"
Gobbla told us.

"He/she also kept the dress for the DNA tests," Gobbla added.

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