Written by Chamone

Sunday, 12 July 2009

image for Local Boy's Anger Over X-Ray Specs
Girls Knickers!

Local teenager Danny Dickweed Jnr has demanded a refund after purchasing a faulty pair of X-Ray spectacles.

Danny ordered a pair of the glasses from an advertisement he saw on the back pages of his 'Amazing Danger Dudes Weekly' comic book for 75p.

The advert said that the specs would allow the wearer to 'see through walls' and even through female clothing.

"I wanted to see girls knickers", said Danny excitedly.

Danny cut out the coupon and mailed the fee to the address: PO Box 6969.
Within 4 to 6 weeks, he received a package.

"The box was much smaller than I expected", said Danny, " but I was glad it had arrived so that I could see girls knickers! But when I put them on I soon became aware that they were a piece of shit."

"Flimsy cardboard with two pieces of red plastic sheeting, nothing more. No special powers. No special anything", is what a radiological expert who examined the spectacles concluded.

Danny's father has demanded a refund from the company or a replacement pair that actually will allow his son to see girls knickers.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Underwear, X-Ray




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