Written by Chamone

Monday, 6 July 2009

A schoolboy genius has failed to create a kite from two borrowed thongs belonging to his sister. Little Billy Brenner from Newcastle set out to prove an old adage and succeeded.

Unfortunately for Billy, her misheard the adage '2 wrongs don't make a right' and instead he did something completely and utterly different.

"The updraft in the knickers is exactly what I expected - pretty poor. Two thongs will not work. You would need at least 5 or 6 heavy-duty underpants to get airborne", said the brainy little shit.

Billy's sister heard nothing of the experiment and when she couldn't find her underwear she chose to go commando for the day instead.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Underwear, thong




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