Written by Chamone

Thursday, 2 July 2009

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A few more weeks and she'd have had her 'costume' completed

A woman was arrested in connection with a spate of knickers thefts from washing lines. Janice Brown was charged with 500 counts of stealing underwear from her neighbour's gardens over the past 2 months.

Ms Brown had only gone for the 'high grade' stuff and none of those off-grey tighty-whiteys, which meant that she avoided Mrs. Dunning from number 53's entirely.

What she was doing with the stolen underwear was quite remarkable: she was making a full-body 'skin' out of them.

She got the idea from watching the film The Silence of the Lambs. She had hoped to wear it to her sisters wedding in August.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Underwear




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