Rome - (Underage Ass Mess): Dusky Latin beauty Veronica Lario has blamed errant husband Silvio Berlusconi's 'consorting with miners' (sic) during a recent 'tools down' episode for the deterioration of their 19 year marriage.
Signora B told Milanese reporters this weekend she was fed up with the adulterous old goat's blatant love affair with the Italian Gold Diggers Union who she described as little better than trollops in her husband's closet ...er, Cabinet.
"Whoring for your country as Minister of Domestic Affairs is a national tradition, of course," Lario said, "likewise the Interior portfolio.
"But I draw the line at screwing altar boys. That is the sole preserve of our nation's Men of the Cloth, si?"
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