Berlusconi rants against press intrusion into model life but Blair challenges Berlusconi for Magic Roundabout love child custody.

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Friday, 22 May 2009

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Berlusconi or Blair may have transported soiled banknotes.

Silvio Berlusconi has lashed out at Italian newspapers for publishing details of his lingerie property portfolio. However, it seems minors' details have got even more complicated as Blair, now a confirmed devout Roman Catholic, having introduced a variation of Berlusconi's P12 anti-mafia police into Britain (any witnesses against him including those within the authorities die of heart attacks, strokes, tumours, suicide, car accidents, etc) to undermine law and order, create banking scandals, arrange large scale corruption, promote organised crime has started legal proceedings claiming that Berlusconi's lingerie property portfolio actually belonged to him.

It is not known if the lingerie property portfolio contains soiled clothing, as occurred in the Monica Lewinski political scandal in America which did not involve sex, just a small merchant banking deposit and a cigar which could have had a fungal infection.

Born again Toni Blair spent years, if not decades, on holiday at Berlusconi's Sardinian holiday villa, and, now claims that he is actually 'Papi' of Miss Neomi Letzia. Whilst, no immediate apparent reaction has been heard from Cherie Blair over Toni's public outburst of his adulterous behaviour it is now expected that she may follow suite from Veronica Berlusconi's lead, and divorce Toni because he "consorts with minors."

Extensive DNA tests are expected in the run up to the European Court hearing in order to determine if Silvio or Toni are actually the 'Papi' of Neomi Letzia and in the case of a compromise, what percentage each will receive of the bounty of any used banknotes or unused clothing? However, Neomi, has insisted that she wishes to remain with her father, who as the retired taxi driver for Bettino Craxi is much much richer than Berlusconi (who also may have stolen Billions from the Italian state but did a runner although none of the money was found, maybe it is all stuffed in a couple of draws).

Just who knows? Maybe, a couple of suitcases full of a few trillion bank notes got stuck down the back of the car seat? It seems that Joe Public must accept, believe and pay for Merchant Banking Magic Roundabout yet again? Or maybe, a neutron star from outer space is about to collide with earth and put an end to the Vatican Church of depravity and loose morals which in the 1500's, said, you could pay for anything, including relationships with animals?

Hardly, surprising, then that Toni Blair begged the Pope on his visit to Britain to legalize any group cabinet internal Labour Party merchant banking in the Roman Catholic Church, which in its official doctrine from the 1500's, cannot survive with people suffering…as if we haven't noticed?

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