Written by Blazing Saddle

Thursday, 9 July 2009

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Silvio did what? George Bush reacts to G8 Summit gossip

Serial womaniser and part time Italian President Silvio Berlusconi has scored with Michelle Obama.

He was seated beside her at the welcome dinner for the world leaders attending the G8 summit.

There was some chat, many smiles and some very obvious under-the-tablecoth hand and footsie action during the speeches.

Berlusconi astonished the audience by delivering his keynote address whist seated. Aides speculate that a visitation in the trouser department made it embarrassing for the ageing Lothario to stand erect.

Michelle Obama left the table closely followed by Berlusconi. They reappeared after 30 minutes, dishevelled and perspiring.

Berlusconi was heard to say "Thanks Babe-great BJ" and Michelle blushed and rubbed her grass-stained knees.

President Obama was not available for comment as he was being entertained by a Berlusconi Babe.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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