Written by Pointer

Thursday, 7 May 2009

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Simon Cowell's tight asshole

Silvio Berlusconi billionaire Italian gigolo and President has made a living from infidelity and cheating.

Just recently his wife of 20 years announced her desire to kick him into the Trevi fountain for his fiddling about with a minor. No one expected that betrayal of his motherland would become part of the Berlusconi burlesque.

But of course no one but some drunk and reverent Scot villagers had heard the siren song of frumpy Susan Boyle.

Berlusconi told his confessor that he just had to be near the lilting tones of the Scot songstress. he declared his undying love for Romulus and Remus' peninsula but confessed that he had to go to John Bull's island to answer the call of his heart.

Boyle took one look at Berlusconi's bank account and told Simon Cowell to shove BGT up his tight ass.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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