German Teen Who Sold Virginity Now Linked to Italian PM And Says Taxes May Cause Her to Lose Ass Too!

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Friday, 22 May 2009


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Italian Political Ad Featuring Just 2 of PM's Choices for Cabinet Posts!

Bonn, Germany/ Financial News - A Romanian student studying in Germany who auctioned off her virginity is now facing the grim reality of paying half her "income" back in taxes!

The 18 year old student "gave it up" to an Italian "businessman" allegedly for a cash payment of $13,827, which would generate a tax of $6,913.50, and as the student exclaimed, "I can't afford to lose my ass TOO!"

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, self proclaimed minister of seduction, has denied reports by his wife Veronica Lario that he may be the mysterious
business man in question.

Complicating the issue is that the student may also be liable for the VAT on her services/goods, and Italian tax agents are now questioning a request for a VAT credit applied for by the PM after a recent "talent search" in Germany.

"It sounds just like something he'd do," said his estranged wife, " he's always had a thing for these teenagers, but 'Basta !', and then trying to get a rebate?"

The 72 year old PM, whose well documented philandering resembles former dictator Mussolini, denies the latest rumors, but said he has considered backing the student for a Parliamentary post along with two beauty queens, an Italian Model , and a Pole who is a specialty dancer; all of the budding politicians are between 18-19 years old and drop dead gorgeous.

Political opponents claim his government has become a "whoreocracy", and that Silvio is nothing more than a "pimp" as documented details keep emerging of granting political offices and favors in exchange for sex.

Political Watchers in Italy say the PM's flirtations are legendary, and he usually falls HEAD OVER HEELS as he pursues his latest flame. But as some Wag has commented, in this case he could suffer the same fate as Mussolini and be left hanging by HIS heels when his wife gets done with him in divorce court.

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