New Spanish terror group founded, and calls itself Jamas

Written by matwil

Saturday, 31 January 2009

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'Put that in your pipe bomb and smoke it! Arriba!'

Left-wing Spaniards and Basques today formed a new terror group, and named it Jamas.

'Si, senor', its leader, L. Presidente Xavier Jojoba said, 'we were inspired by the Palestinians in their glorious struggle against the Israelis. Jamas will be based in the Basque Country, and will launch rocket attacks at Spanish towns and cities, killing hundreds of civilians. That will only help our bid for a Basque homeland, and an end to the fascist government in Madrid!'

But reporters pointed out that the Spanish might easily decide being attacked by indiscriminate rockets was just cowardly terrorism, and would simply launch air strikes on Basque towns and cities, even villages, to stop such behaviour, and decide that even schools and hospitals were legitimate targets to get rid of Jamas.

'No', L. Presidente said, 'we will bring justice and freedom to the Basques and Spanish, and if they don't want our version of justice - where anyone who disagrees with us gets a bullet in the head - we'll watch our civilians getting massacred in the process!'

'Put that in your pipe bomb and smoke it, oh running-dog capitalist decadant Western pigs, ruled by Zionists! Oops, thought I was in Gaza City for a minute, I mean running-chihauaha dog capitalist UEFA Cup-winning tennis-playing Iberian pigs, ruled by Falangists! Ole!'

As streams of refugees began pouring into western Spain at the news of the group's formation, some were appealing for help from other European countries. But in Paris, French President Zarcasto said 'Play with fire and you get burnt, we'll help you only when you get rid of those Jamas gangsters. Til then its adios amigos, do not cross the border, do not get two hundred Euros - and do go straight to jail, or the morgue. Anyway, even Palestinians make better food than Basques!'

Jamas gunmen were dancing in the streets of San Sebastian today, dancing to avoid Spanish sniper bullets.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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