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Funny story: Gazan estate agents protest saying Hamas is bad for business leads to overthrow of regime - Foxtons set to open first local branch

Gazan estate agents protest saying Hamas is bad for business leads to overthrow of regime - Foxtons set to open first local branch

Following weeks of aerial bombardments on Gaza, local estate agents, having watched as their business and client base collapsed overnight and living on their last bit of commission, marched through downtown Gaza demanding an end to the madness. L...

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Funny story: Hamas to change name of their organisation

Hamas to change name of their organisation

Following a meeting with the lovely humane representatives of the "Iraq Suddenly It's Summer"(ISIS) campaign at a 6-star hotel in Qatar, Hamas, the internationally renown tunnel manufacturers have agreed to change their name in time for the 2014 Iran...

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Funny story: Prime Minister steps on tongue, silence follows

Prime Minister steps on tongue, silence follows

The Prime Minister addressed reporters, cameras flashed, the room listened seriously. With rockets raining down the Iron Dome Missile Defense System is nearly perfect in dealing with the problem. Thanks to this System very few rockets are getting through. They are not a serious threat. A pause, also known as a pregnant moment, occurred. Silence in the news room. Eyes looked...

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Funny story: Bloomberg packed a parachute on his Tel Aviv flight

Bloomberg packed a parachute on his Tel Aviv flight

New York - Former mayor Michael Bloomberg personally demonstrated the safety of flying commercial jets to Tel Aviv recently, with a well executed publicity stunt in which he down played the threat of terrorist rockets that have been raining down on t...

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Funny story: Rockets rockets everywhere and not a time to think

Rockets rockets everywhere and not a time to think

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's attack on the Gaza Strip is located inside a just and merciful response to Hamas rockets, echoed by President Obama's, "No country on Earth would tolerate missiles raining down on its citizens from outside its bord...

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Funny story: EU teaches Spanish food manufacturers cheese and ham making techniques

EU teaches Spanish food manufacturers cheese and ham making techniques

Remember the Black Foot semi rotten Iberico ham served in Spanish Cafes on the Costas? Or perhaps the off-flavoured translucent cheese served with tooth shattering sweet bread rolls? The EU may shortly be insisting that Spain's food makers look outsi...

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Funny story: President of the Palestinian Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, up in arms over spam texts

President of the Palestinian Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, up in arms over spam texts

The President of the Palestinian Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, is now up in arms over spam texts, although, it must be added that on this occasion, it's not firearms. Palestinians throughout Gaza are being inundated with unwanted spam text messages ur...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle kindnapped by HAMAS

Susan Boyle kindnapped by HAMAS

"HAMAS activists, especially those in the Izz al-Din al-Qassam Brigades, have conducted many attacks-including large-scale suicide bombings-against Israeli civilian and military targets. In the early 1990s, they also targeted suspected Palestinia...

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Funny story: Hamas criticises US over peace talks

Hamas criticises US over peace talks

The leader of Hamas, Mohammed Moeggs, today criticised President Obama over the recent Middle East peace talks. He said, "Every time there is a new American president, he comes to the Middle East to try to kick-start the peace talks between the Pa...

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Funny story: Mark Regev wants to join Hamas PR dept.!

Mark Regev wants to join Hamas PR dept.!

Tel Aviv - Mark Regev expressed his intention to join Hamas Public relations department and has resigned from his post as "Israel's Foreign Press and Public Affairs Adviser". The reason for his resignation is yet not clear, both Israel's foreign ministry and Mr.Regev are providing 'conflicting' reasons to the account. IFM (Isreal Foreign Ministry) released this statement on Monday saying...

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Funny story: Shocker: US to Fund Israeli Defence

Shocker: US to Fund Israeli Defence

Barack Obama is to ask the US Congress for an extra $200bn in military aid to help Israel get a short-range rocket defence system in place. The system is designed to shoot down mortars, rockets, rocks and paper airplanes from Gaza or Southern Leba...

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Funny story: Hamas available for parties

Hamas available for parties

Just got married and want a firework display? Need a few rockets let off at New Year? Look no further than Hamas, the Palestinians you know you can trust. For only the price of three shekels and a cup of dirty water, our team won't even come to your house and disturb your privacy - they'll light the fuses of the rockets ten miles away, then fire them in the vague direction of where you live.

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Funny story: Hamas chief hails Obama's Wild West approach

Hamas chief hails Obama's Wild West approach

American President Barack 'I Hate Disabled People' Obama, was today hailed by Muslim fundamentalist group Hamas. 'At last', Hamas chief Hijaq Kwrd Qilla said, 'an American President that admits that the road to peace is not by negotiation and dipl...

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Funny story: UN: Israel Must Take Responsibility For Hamas Actions

UN: Israel Must Take Responsibility For Hamas Actions

The United Nations Secretary-General, Ban Ki-Moon has stated that they will no longer be falling for Israel's accusations of Hamas crimes. "Enough about this Hamas", he said. "I don't even know what that is." Hamas have been involved in a numbe...

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Funny story: Hamas Leader Thanks Iran For Humanitarian Rockets & Missles

Hamas Leader Thanks Iran For Humanitarian Rockets & Missles

In Tehran, Iran, Hamas' exiled leader thanked his Iranian backers, who had nothing to do with the recent battle with Israel, saying Tehran played a "big role" in helping the Palestinian militant group during Israel's offensive in the Gaza Strip, Iran...

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Funny story: New Spanish terror group founded, and calls itself Jamas

New Spanish terror group founded, and calls itself Jamas

Left-wing Spaniards and Basques today formed a new terror group, and named it Jamas. 'Si, senor', its leader, L. Presidente Xavier Jojoba said, 'we were inspired by the Palestinians in their glorious struggle against the Israelis. Jamas will be ba...

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Funny story: Israstine 2030: First Hamas Prime Minister

Israstine 2030: First Hamas Prime Minister

Only 22 years after Israel and Palestine implemented Libyan despot Muammar Qaddafis "one-state solution," Israstine proved its diversity by electing Ali Megrahi of the Hamas party as Prime Minister. Prime Minister Megrahi and his party won an astoni...

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