In what Portuguese authorities are calling the "Abuela (Grandmother) of All Mudslides," reports are that millions of tons of Portuguese mud are not in Spain. Spanish authorities report that the mudslide caused widespread destruction throughout the…
Spain has a new ad campaign to bring British people to Spanish beaches. The main model, sort of taking up the whole ad, is a pretty - faced Spanish girl with a very largish body, in a pink and black bikini. Her buttocks are the size of a Br…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Queen Elizabeth, 96, will be traveling on Royalty 1, the queen's personal 747 jet to visit Barcelona, Spain. She will be accompanied by her son Prince Charles, her best friend Piers Morgan, Len Goodman, and eight Buckingha…
MADRID, Spain – (Sports Satire) – Sports Balls Illustrated has just confirmed that the greatest matador in the world has just signed a $3.6 million contract to appear in half a dozen bullfights in Mexico. Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, the pride of…
PAMPLONA, Spain – (Sports Satire) – Spain’s most popular matador, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, has told Spain’s national news agency, El Toro News, that the recent rumors romantically linking him to Colombian belly dancer/singer Shakira are not true…
MADRID – (Sports Satire) - Spain’s major sports network, Las Pelotas, has just named famed bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho as the greatest matador in all of Spain. The fearless native of Barcelona is considered to be the Tom Brady of the b…
MADRID – All of Spain’s matadors are thrilled to learn that they will be able to return to the bullring on September 27. One of Spain’s greatest bullfighters, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, said that he was so excited when he heard the news, that he…
NEW YORK CITY – Zorro La Bamba, with Sports Bet Gazette, is reporting that Spain’s leading bullfighter, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, has just signed a contract to play for the New York Red Bulls of Major League Soccer (MLS) in the United States. T...
MADRID – The Sunday ritual of “Ole! Ole! Ole!” has just been silenced in the European country of Spain. The head of the Bullfighters Union, Paco McFlaco, 43, has informed all union matadors that, effective immediately, all bullfights have been off...
A man who is no stranger to living in 'foreign parts' is mulling over his future this evening, after reading about just how easy it would be to relocate to the European paradise of Greece. Once the world centre of art, culture, and philosophical t...
PAMPLONA, Spain – a representative for the Annual Pamplona Running of the Bulls Committee has stated that, because of the horrid Coronavirus pandemic, the summer time event has been moved out of the country. Generalissimo Alberto Roberto Del Puer...
In the aftermath of the two-year European club competition ban handed to Manchester City, this week, for breaching Financial Fair Play (FFP) regulations, it's been rumoured that coach, Pep Guardiola, has been linked with a job back in his native Spai...
Real Madrid's wantaway Welsh star, Gareth Bale, has revealed he has cancelled his Spanish lessons, saying that learning the language was just too big a task. Bale, 30, has been at Madrid for more than six years, but has only a rudimentary knowledg…
After failing to bring the G-7 summit leaders to his struggling Miami hotel, President Trump has decided to rebrand his resort as the final resting place for unwanted dictators. The Wall Street Journal and Bloomberg News have reported the Trump Inte...
The annual 'Running of the Bulls' bull run in the Spanish city of Pamplona got off to a disappointing start today when absolutely nobody - not a single person - was killed. The event is a major attraction for the city, with morbid spectators takin...
Uncommonly hot weather has seen temperatures in Europe soar this week, and, to illustrate just how hot it was, a woman in the Spanish capital of Barcelona fried an egg on the bald part of her husband's head. Ernesto Valdez, 58, told his wife repea...
Manchester United assistant manager Mike Phelan agrees with out of work former manager Jose "Maureen" Mourinho, that £89million buy and World Cup winner, France midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, is "not the finished deal." Phelan insists that Pogba should s...
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