Atlanta - President Jimmy Carter plans to wade in on the ongoing feud between prolific Republican speech writers Jesus Budda and BuckwheatsButt.
Well known for his experience bringing different factions such as Arabs and Jews around the table to discuss their differences Carter may have bitten off more than he can chew this time.
While BuckwheatsButt is clearly a bung basher and proud of it Jesus Budda is attempting to usurp Mr. Buckwheats' claim to his "Butt" by being a larger de facto knee knobler.
The potential hand wringing over the situation is not lost on Buckwheat as he is a barrister by trade and claims that not only has he has been an jolly knee knobler and rectum irregular both in name and in deed longer than Jesus Budda he has been called to the bar as well.
President Carter has selected Guilderland New York as location for the peace talks.
Sensing his weak position Jesus Budda has engaged comic legal excuse-maker Warren Redlich to make a public statement on his behalf objecting to the proposed location of the peacetalks which is known to be overpopulated by fictitious characters created by BuckwheatsButt.
Redlich says evidence is mounting that President Carter may be biased, half-Palestinian on his mother's side and bucking to be an knee knobler as well.
