Popular satire and humor website theSpoof.com is to undergo a radical change over the coming months as owner Mark Lowton embarks on a complete re-haul of the sites design.
Speaking from his backside yesterday Lowton - a curious mixture of gay Frenchman and shit-sniffing Englishman - outlined his plans.
"I'm going to reduce the size of the dot in theSpoof 'dot' com", he slurred
"Its always bugged me, that dot. It's too small. So I'm going to have it reduced in size by about. 005mm. The smaller dot will increase public awareness of the site and make me rich at last. "
Lowton denies that the move was provoked by Google.com who, it's rumored, were angry at the attention TheSpoof.com's dot was getting compared to their own trademarked dot.
The move means that every single dot used in the sites name will have to be changed which will involve Mark having to spend countless hours hunched over his computer wanking furiously and manually replacing each and every precious dot.
Several of Monkey Woods' alternate identities have offered to lend a helping hand - for the 'wanking' part.
