Washington DC-- Congress today approved a controversial $150 trillion bailout for the ailing TheSpoof.com website. The money will be printed and sent by plane directly to London tonight. The extra cash is expected to keep the site running "for at least a fortnight" according to the site's founder Mark Lout
"Business expenses are quite high. We pay our writers $1,000.000.00 per word and throw in an extra $5,000.00 for every period used..........." said the adolescent entrepreneur.
The beloved site claims the highest views per day, almost 50 billion, of any place on the web.
"We still have a few writers who think they don't get paid." laughed Mr. Lout. "Some clowns have been 'writing' on the site for years and haven't seen even a quid!" cackled the young trillionaire. "We just throw their salary into the Thames. What a bunch of tossers!" he cackled again.
Mr. Lout also promised to pay new writers a $1 billion bonus for every new story.
"We want to keep the site fresh, it is the greatest thing that ever existed and I am more famous than Jesus." boasted the Machiavellian moppet.
Mr. Lout plans a December sojourn to Washington to ask for an additional $1 quadrillion to spend in '09.
"The site is simply too big to fail. The site went down for 4 hours yesterday and 350 million people killed themselves. We are the world's saviour." trumpeted the prodigious prodigy.
