Spoof writer Buckwheatsbutt has admitted that he goes 'commando' on certain days of the week.
The immensely popular writer of oddball nonsense and celebrity shit made the statement during his weekly newsletter, which is passed around in TheSpoof.com's pine-fresh toilets as a crude but effective ass-wiping device.
"There is no better way to get inspirited to writer something funny than by staring down at my naked body. I go 'au naturale' on Tuesdays, Thursdays and the Sabbath day too", said Mr. Buckwheats from his villa in Florida's gay Cuban district.
In fact, so laughable is Mr. Buckwheats naked, fleshy body that he has a prodigious output spanning topics as diverse as penises, vagina's, asses and tits.
"It helps that I have multiple sex organs located around my anus and chest", said Mr. Buckwheats, "I never run out of ideas. "
