Whites ask: Are ya happy NOW?

Written by winston_smith

Thursday, 6 November 2008

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Whitebread: "Are ya happy now?"

Having reached the pinnacle of power in all venues of mankind, from the entertainment world, to sports, music and arts, all manner of cultural influence, and now President of United States, whites ask blacks, "Are ya happy now?"

White Joe Six-pack is now Jamel Miller Draft. With generations of finger pointing at unfairness, inequality, discrimination, liberal guilt and white shame, has it now been vindicated?

"Alright already, can we just move on?" asks Buffy Whitebread when asked at the local soccer moms coffee klatch. "My son wears his pants down over the crack of his ass, talks ebonics, listens to rap, wants a pimped out whatever. I mean, where's it all end? I have a daughter who wants to work the pole. When do women get there's? Whose at the back of the bus now?"

When presented with these questions, the right Reverend Jimmy J. Right, a black fundamentalist minister of the "Yo! Whose the Man" church answered, 'Who is that woman to even question how we feel? She should be happy she's on the bus at all.

We have been subjugated, persecuted, dominated and eradicated, we have been placated, pacified and crucified. We want what's rightfully our inheritance, our history, our legacy."
When asked in the immortal words of Rodney King, a black man who was beaten by Los Angles police, "Why can't we all get along?"

"All history is white history, this has to be rewritten, the Bible is honkey propaganda, you think Jesus wasn't a bro? How come the Vatican is covering that? How come the Pope is white? Hypocrites, they talk the talk, they don't walk the walk."

So? If the Pope abdicates and a black man is installed, would you be happy then?

"Well…there's a matter of retribution, when do we get paid for centuries of oppression...at 6%?"
When indeed.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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