In the most expensive and extensive use of psychiatry in an election campaign, the Democratic Party has sent 1,000,000 psychiatrists across America to help white voters overcome that little racist voice they all still harbor in their otherwise tolerant heads.
Project head Dr Luke Ento-Mize explained that hypnosis will be used to raise the little inner neo-nazi and then Skinnerian behavorist techniques like electric shock will be employed to banish the mini-hater: "By the time our milion mindbender march is over, whites will walk into the voting booth with a new freedom to vote black."
Barack Obama who is funding the all out assault on the Bradley Effect explained that this could have a lasting effect on the US electorate: "Once they go black, they will neva go back!"
