Washington (IPP) - Obama has announced that if he is elected that he will put segregation policies into effect immediately.
Obama told reporters that the segregation policies will mean that there will be "colored" and "white" water fountains, restaurants, movie theaters, doctor's offices, and other facilities as well will come under the segregation umbrella. White folks will also have to ride in the back of the bus.
Other institutions will be affected as well including police departments where pink slips are being prepared for white officers. White folks driving down the street will look in their rear view mirrors and see a black police officer behind the wheel of the police car. Obama is telling the white folks not to worry - they will be treated just as fairly as they treated the black folks before they gained power.
Obama also says there will plenty of dishwashing and shoe shine jobs available for white people. The service industry will get white while the administrative section of the work force will darken up. He said that after all turn about is fair play.
