The recent implosion of international banking institutions has been welcomed by one section of the community: taxidermists. These denizens of animal dermatology are only too happy to advise victims of the credit squeeze to get stuffed.
Recommending that animals that were deceased, as a result of creditors inability to look after their welfare, be stuffed and placed in museums, taxidermists have aroused passionate feelings in the artistic world.
One taxidermist suggested that for too long they had been left without a significant voice in the geo-social politics of the globe and this was now their time.
Another beast transformer has said that the revenue raised from such commercial transactions is not insignificant and may lead to more financial resuscitation for the otherwise struggling investor.
One thing is abundantly clear though. Y'all get stuffed.