Jessie Jackson "Lets it all Hang Out"

Funny story written by Philbert of Macadamia

Saturday, 18 October 2008

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The National Enquirer, October 2008: The Reverend Jessie Jackson was quoted as saying "JOWS" and "Zionists" were responsible for all the world's problems. Due to Rev. Jackson's funny accent and Ebonics elocution, this paper found it necessary to perform an in depth review of what these remark's meant?

In early 2000 a meeting was convened by Rev. Jackson that included Reverends Wright, Sharpton and also Barack Obama. An organization was formed called the "JOWS" (last names first initial). This acronym stands for Jackson Operated Welfare State. It was noted that Barack was merely a lawyer and not a reverend. Rev. Farrakhan, who was also present, solved the problem by calling Barack Obama "the Messiah" which trumps the reverends.

Next the reverends decided to get all the black churches in the USA to include the word Zion in their title, e.g. just like the Zion Christian Churches in Africa, thus making all black worshippers "Zionists"! Barack Obama's political campaign was launched at this meeting, subsequently crowding out Rev. Jackson, who has never been elected to anything, including dog catcher.

Thus when the Rev Jackson talks about "JOWS" and "Zionists", he is castigating his own organization and supporters for forsaking him for "the Messiah". In the immortal words of an unknown author "things aren't always what they seem."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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