German Chancellor Merkel Refuses to Kick a Bush When it is Down!

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 16 June 2008

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Bush failed well!

During the W failed well tour of Europe, a place the dolt had never visited until it was required by the job, European leaders were kind and considerate to the President with a 30% approval rating in his own country.

German Chancellor Angela Merkel said of Bush:" He sure knows how to sneak on a girl! But seriously folks he does give a mean back rub. And with Bush, as I suspect will not be the case with the next US leader, you could always call a spade a spade!"

Bush's press secretary Dana Perino was asked about the Bush legacy to whch she actually replied:"The President does not have a second thought." Most Americans are still trying to remember his first.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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