Bush Disbands Supreme Court; "I Habeased More Corpses Than Anyone!"

Written by Pointer

Saturday, 14 June 2008

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Now that Supreme Court has been disbanded, courthouse will join millions of other dispossessed dwellings.

Bush, having learned some anti-democracy lessons from his favorite Pakistani dictator, Pervez Musharraf, dissolved the US Supreme Court today after they decided that human rights in Gitmo are covered by the Constitution.

Guantanamo Bay, the US naval base in Cuba was chosen by the Dick "Tater" Cheney as a place where Human rights could never reach.

Little by little, as the Bush administration, which was initially elected by the Court, has lost its popularity, the Supremes have gained nerve enough to defend human rights.

The 17th century right to have some say when the authorities try to hold your body is the place where the court has finally drawn the line across Cheney's Cuban sand box.

That is until spoiled child, W threw the usual tantrum that comes when once again(5x now) the wealthy scion realizes that he has fucked up royally again. This time the Justices' heads rolled. W, kicking and screaming on the oval office floor, right where the denim dress got sprunged, declared: " ff with their heads, I have habeased more corpses than anyone can count!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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